Link reblogged from Drive-by Blogging
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Remember: with cooking, the most important thing is hygiene. So before you begin, stumble into the bathroom. Then pick up a bar of soap and stare at it for about thirty seconds while rocking backwards and forwards. Try to remember why the fuck you are in your bathroom holding a bar of soap. Leave bathroom.
…and so much more. I’ll have to add my “corn beef hash and peas” recipe.
