Pointless Meandering

At Gordon Biersch

• Waiter: How is your beer, sir?
• Me: I dunno, kind of flat and a little stale.
• Waiter: Really?
• Me: Yeah, tastes like yesterday's kegger leftovers.
• Waiter: Oh that's our new flavor "Yesterday's Kegger". Perhaps you'd prefer something from our bottle selection.
• Me: (beat) Yes, that would be nice.